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Status · All systems operational

Honest numbers. Honest accounting.

Live status across our four regions, the last 90 days of uptime, and every incident we've had since launch — including the small ones nobody noticed.

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All systems operational

4 of 4 regions reporting normal. Last full sweep .

Probe interval
30 s
Probe vantages
11
Autonomous System
AS210432
This sweep
2026-10-12T15:36:27Z

Paris

nky-par-01 · CET
Operational
Reachability (90d)
99.993%
Ping (probe avg)
6.2 ms
Jitter
0.3 ms
Packet loss
0.00%
Edge capacity
10G ×2
Peering
FR-IX · EQUINIX FR5

Reykjavík

nky-rkv-01 · GMT
Operational
Reachability (90d)
99.998%
Ping (probe avg)
14.8 ms
Jitter
0.4 ms
Packet loss
0.00%
Edge capacity
10G ×2
Peering
RIX · FARICE-1

Zürich

nky-zrh-01 · CET
Operational
Reachability (90d)
100.000%
Ping (probe avg)
8.1 ms
Jitter
0.2 ms
Packet loss
0.00%
Edge capacity
25G ×2
Peering
SwissIX · CIXP

Bucharest

nky-buh-01 · EET
Operational
Reachability (90d)
99.999%
Ping (probe avg)
22.4 ms
Jitter
0.5 ms
Packet loss
0.00%
Edge capacity
10G ×2
Peering
InterLAN · RoNIX
  • 5 days since last incident
  • 24 avg. days between incidents · last 365d
  • 16 min mean time to resolution · since launch
  • 67 total incidents recorded · 2024–present
  • 36 post-mortems published
Components · 13 monitored

Every moving part, individually

One row per service. If anything is degraded, you'll see it here before you see it in your inbox.

Component Status Uptime · 90d Last probe
Network · Paris (PAR) Operational 99.993% 39s ago
Network · Reykjavík (RKV) Operational 99.998% 13s ago
Network · Zürich (ZRH) Operational 100.000% 25s ago
Network · Bucharest (BUH) Operational 99.999% 5s ago
Compute · KVM hypervisor pool Operational 99.984% 20s ago
Storage · NVMe RAID-10 pools Operational 99.971% 4s ago
Control plane · REST API Operational 99.987% 36s ago
Provisioning · deployment queue Operational 99.992% 44s ago
Authentication · session service Operational 100.000% 35s ago
Crypto payment gateway Operational 99.998% 19s ago
DNS · anycast resolvers Operational 100.000% 8s ago
Status page · self-monitor Operational 100.000% 9s ago
Tor onion mirror Operational 99.812% 20s ago
90 days · daily reachability per region

The last quarter, in pixels

One cell per day. Green is full reachability across all external probes; amber is partial degradation; red is a real outage. Planned maintenance is hatched, and excluded from SLA calculations.

Paris 99.993%
Reykjavík 99.998%
Zürich 100.000%
Bucharest 99.999%
Operational (100%) Degraded (99.50%–99.99%) Outage (<99.50%) Scheduled maintenance Jul 15→Today
Incident log · every event, every region, every time

What's happened so far

We publish every incident, including the small ones nobody noticed. Outages get a written post-mortem within seven days. We do not retroactively delete entries.

  1. 2026-10-07 16:27 UTC PAR 5d ago

    BMC firmware refresh on rack 04

    duration · 38 min

    Out-of-band management firmware refresh. Production data path untouched; only the BMC interfaces went briefly unreachable.

    Completed · no impact
  2. 2026-09-20 17:05 UTC RKV 22d ago

    Inter-AS latency spike to mainland EU

    duration · 14 min

    Upstream maintenance on a peer AS caused asymmetric routing to mainland Europe. Recovered when the peer brought their second router back online. Our routing posture unchanged.

  3. 2026-09-07 09:44 UTC PAR 35d ago

    Scheduled hypervisor kernel update

    duration · 1 h 12 min

    Planned maintenance, announced 9 days in advance. Live-migration of guest VMs; no service interruption expected and none observed.

    Completed · no impact
  4. 2026-08-28 01:10 UTC PAR 45d ago

    TCP RST burst from upstream scrubber

    duration · 9 min

    Upstream DDoS scrubber issued resets against legitimate connections during an attack on a neighbouring customer. Scrubber rule corrected; affected sessions retried within seconds.

  5. 2026-08-10 00:45 UTC PAR 63d ago

    Top-of-rack switch ASIC fault

    duration · 34 min

    Hardware ASIC fault on a top-of-rack switch caused intermittent packet drops escalating to total loss. Failover to redundant ToR completed in 34 minutes (manual cable swap required after the failover ports also showed errors). Switch replaced.

  6. 2026-08-06 09:11 UTC ZRH 67d ago

    Storage controller microcode update

    duration · 1 h 05 min

    Rolling microcode update across the NVMe controller fleet. Each node drained, updated, and returned with a baked-in 15-minute soak before the next.

    Completed · no impact
  7. 2026-07-21 20:45 UTC BUH 83d ago

    Storage-probe cluster timeout

    duration · 6 min

    False-positive cascade on the storage probe cluster after one probe lost its NTP source. Affected metrics only — the underlying storage pool was nominal throughout. Probe replaced; alarm threshold tightened.

  8. 2026-07-17 17:53 UTC PAR 87d ago

    Volumetric DDoS on neighbouring range

    duration · ~0 min

    ~340 Gbps attack targeted a neighbouring customer in the same upstream /20. Mitigated upstream by transit provider scrubbing; our prefixes saw no measurable impact.